Azns

Hey hoe. Ready for embarrassing moment numero three? So my roommate and her green-haired friend were sleeping the other night..as was i.. and in the middle of the night I accidentally knocked Bandit the obnoxious flying monkey that you so kindly put into my possession.. and it flew right next to their bed and started screaming/making that weird sound it does when you throw it. And they were like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! and i was like oh. sorry. That's my monkey. and they were just like okkkkiie dokieeee then ?!?!!?.
ohh brother I'm like out of control.. i don't know!

Anyyyyways, last night I had a very good night which was good because I didn't do or see anyone all day and that made me really sad. But first I went over my neighbor's apt for "mexican night" and they cooked tacos. Everyone there were people who spent last semester in Florence which is cool but they were really awkward. For example, I was sitting next to this guy and he would stare at the wall and be like "soooo. where are you from?" ..still staring at the wall. And then I would answer and he would finally look at me really fast and be like oh. cool. and then back to the wall. and then i was like ...umm so where are you from?? and then this girl sat down next to me and was like hi. let's be friends. and i was like okay!! and then she was like, "so. I went shopping today. I bought a chicken purse. It looks like a chicken. it's so cool. " and that's when I was like ppeeeeace ouutt you crazy kids! THEN, I went clubbing with Caitlin, my old friend Lauren who just transferred here, and her transfer friends. Her friends were all really obnoxious and I was trying really hard not to judge them. But they're asian Sternies and we know how they are! They walk ino my room and start like going through my clothes, lying on my roommates bed saying "like omg when can leave?" and some girl was looking at pictures on google on my computer and when I came home later the page was still up and it was all like NAKED ASIANS! i was like WTFFFFFF?! oh and then in the elevator they pressed every floor button so it would stop.. at every floor. and they thought it was soo funny. ayy dios mios! Then we get to the club (Spy club) and theres a hugge line because it's a lovely 18+ welcome week party ..which we know is totally for amateurs! But it was fun for a while.. but it was weird not having you there :( & the population in the club was 85% asian so the asian sternies were in heaven so us white girls.. caitlin, lauren, me, and another transfer girl whose last name is Kandybin but for the whole night I thought her first name was kandy and the last name bin lol, left..and we met up with some more transfer sternie kids(also non-asiann yeaah) at cloister cafe ..the hookah place blah blah blah, then we went to second street res.hall where one guy lives and get this... he lives in the fucking PENT HOUSE! And I've met more than one person this year who lives in a pent house of a residence hall.. so he has two floors! I'm so jealous! Next year, if we live in housing we're getting a fucking pent house! So moral of the story is, I ended up really liking the last people we were with and we all know that's a hard feat to accomplish with me, and Kandybin was like omg we should hang out more often, and wants me to take her clubbing. Soo maybe I'm making friends? Hopefully? Otherwise I fear to think what will become of me. Okayy well I hope you're having a fantabulous time and can we vid soon? Because I miss you aaaaaaalotttttt!